The flatmate who leaves all her dishes in the sink...
How I'll most likely feel when I return to America
I thought all I needed was to get lucky and then I was all jk, I need a cuddle buddy who may eventually transition into a sex buddy but really I’m cool with just cuddling.
My ex-boyfriend is most likely having sex right now, judging by the fact that I wanted to talk to him tonight and he hasn’t come home and it’s 3:45. Is it weird that it bothers me more that he’s having sex and I’m not than that he moved on? Like, why does he deserve happiness. Sigh.
So basically my entire life revolves around counting how many days I have left until I get to go to Amsterdam and pretend that my real life doesn’t exist because nearly every memory I have of school is tainted by bad relationships and, let’s face it, living in the suburbs sucks so I can’t focus on that. I don’t think I have ever hated the passing of time this much.
Guyz literally all I do is listen to Lana Del Ray and take trains and write in my journal and think about life and beauty. I think I’m turning into a bad hipster or something.
Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone...– When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating. It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry...
Your beautiful voice is saying things, silly things, banal things and it’s like you’re speaking to me again, saying things important things, ridiculous things. You’re not. Everyone in goddamn Rhode Island can hear you, but I like to sit in my bed and imagine that you’re talking to me again, lulling me to sleep, and that you’re still mine. Aren’t you mine,...
Right now I’m sticky with sunscreen and sweat and if I move towards my skin it smells like summer summer summer. I’m remembering sitting in the sun with you and how much I wanted you to love me and want to do this with me every day. It seems silly now because sitting in the sun by myself? It’s just as good. No. Better.
shedisenchants: shedisenchants: so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night you guys think I’m joking??
For what it’s worth: it’s never too late to be whoever you want to be. I hope...– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via yasodhara)
plot twist: yahoo buys tumblr and we get proper blocking features, lockable posts, a sent folder in messages/fanmail with a better interface, ability to search multiple tags, removal of the post and message limits, proper search engines for likes/archives and removing that bloody "reblog as a link" option.
the-vashta-nerada: there’s literally nothing worse than being in a cuddling mood and you have nobody to cuddle with this is a scientific fact
I’m doing a really good job of just pretending that I didn’t go to college this year. #blockingallmemories
shessosumptuous: So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t
[[MORE]] Guyz I’ve never gotten anon love before, this is driving me nuts. I KNOW YOURE OUT THERE, REVEAL YOURSELF.
I wrote a poem about it, and then threw it away, because that’s the last thing I...– Thought Catalog (via swimmingpoolforants)
I literally just found out that Emilia Clarke and Kit Harington aren’t actually dating.
So you plant your own garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting...– Jorge Luis Borges (via Swanfeather Songs)
If you are lonely when you’re alone, you are in bad company– Jean-Paul Sartre (via man-and-camera)
Anonymous asked: You are the epitome of a sexy Brown girl. Attractive, funny, witty, and obviously very intelligent. I read your wordvomit tags btw, haha quite enjoyable actually. You seem like a really cool person. But why am I even typing this? Its nearly 4 in the morning and I don't even know what I'm saying anymore. I guess that, hey there are like 7,000 ish students at Brown. Maybe I'll...
Sometimes I just look at myself in the mirror and think “damn, I am so sexually attractive, why is nobody tapping this?”
Date yourself. Take yourself out to eat. Don’t share your popcorn at the movies...– (via imjust-a-girl)
Her weakness was forgiveness, a stupid belief that kindness can convert the...– The Third Life of Grange Copeland By Alice Walker (via crazylips)
You like things to go to the extreme. [[MORE]] You like to be high enough to fall and low enough to not be able to escape. You want your adventures with a risk of peril and death and your everyday life to be a story that can be told over and over again. You don’t want to take a trip; you want to undertake an endeavor. You don’t want to play a game; you want to study it for 5 weeks...
Cute Cashier: Here's your food! Have a nice day! Bye!
Devin: Apparently he doesn't get attractive women in here often. He was salivating.
Me: Wait, you think?
Me: What time is it? 12 PM on a Wednesday?
Devin: ...Stop. I do the same thing.
She had what it took: great hair, a profound understanding of strategic lip...– Douglas Adams, Mostly Harmless (via rabbitinthemoon)
drarna: instead of learning from my mistakes i like to dwell on them until i have a panic attack.