January 2012
aimsme:
This is to announce that the UK has shut down the United States of America on the basis of the copyright infringement commonly known as American English. Her Majesty’s police force will be with you shortly.
“I always seem to be cast as slightly wan, ethereal, troubled intellectuals or...”
– Benedict Cumberbatch (via sheleadsmethroughmoonlight)
“Two people who are a little bit deluded in each other’s favor… that’s what love...”
– David Mitchell, That Mitchell and Webb Look (via foilkitty)
“I didn’t know why I was going to cry, but I knew that if anybody spoke to me or...”
– Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar (via bookmania)
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the doctor: hi, i've come to recruit you as my new companion
me:
the doctor:
me:
the doctor:
me:
the doctor:
me:
the doctor: why are you taking your clothes off
15 of the Deadliest Corporations →
raindropprincess:
somerset:
stay-human:
These corporations, if they were individual human beings, would be locked up for life. Instead, they continue raking in the big bucks. Human rights abuses, murder, war, eco disasters, and animal exploitation keep these evil companies raking in the green. Prepare to be disgusted.
I don’t think the list is in any particular order. Even if you don’t...
Best SOPA post ever
onlyliveonlemonade:
inherent-y0uth:
daethraht:
HAHAHAHA TAMARA, YOU HAVE TO LOOK AT THIS PLEASE.
AKVJBASIOVAKJOVNPDSIOVNPASDJBVSDKVNWIOVUEWIPVJAD
THIS IS FUCKING FANTASTIC!!
Watchdave-bowman:
kidnasty:
wizardmeetsmockingjay:
bieberoric0nicbro:
lipstickandlonelynights:
liveinthemomemt:
I suggest all females watch this.
*i suggest all humans watch this.
If you haven’t watched this yet, you really should.
This is a must, girls and boys.
I agree that everyone should watch this. This is one of the few videos on female representation in the media that at least...
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IMAGINE WHAT PRISONS WOULD BE LIKE IF WE ALL GOT...
itsanthonygrey:
solar-tsunami:
electricbanjo:
dream-within-anightmare:
biggest-hunger-games-fans:
INSTEAD OF GANGS- THERE WOULD BE FANDOMS
“UGH, THERE’S ANOTHER FIGHT BETWEEN THE HARRY POTTER FANDOM AND TWILIGHT FANDOM IN THE YARD.”
Omg.
I shouldn’t be ok with this, but I am.
Shit I can't wait for
Eating solid food
Going back to school
My 18th birthday
Seeing all my friends
Brushing my back teeth effectively
Second semester hijinks
Opening my mouth fully
Solid. Fucking. Food.
My laptop getting sent back.
Ow. Wisdom teeth.
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I'm getting my wisdom teeth out next week, and I'm...
Cream of Mushroom soup
Ice cream (nothing with chunks in it, sadly)
Mashed potatoes
Cheesecake! I love this idea :)
Tea bags to bite on (reduces swelling)
Chocolate pudding
Wendy’s Frosty’s (YOU ARE ONLY ALLOWED IN MY HOUSE IF YOU BRING ME ONE)
Yogurt
Scrambled eggs
Drugs. Lots of drugs. Especially anti-nausea. God, can you imagine puking on top of everything else?
Any...
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“Have you seen most of the plus-size sections out there? It’s horrifying....”
– Tim Gunn
(via Fashionista)
His nomination for sainthood is long overdue.
(via ultraprism)
I pray to the altar of Tim Gunn.
(via desertmar)
FUCKING THIS.
(via jumblejo)
All my love for this dude.
(via goddessofcheese)
Yeah, get with it. My fat ass wants to be chic!
(via cuuunts)
Sigh. Goodbye Computer.
It’s getting sent back to the manufacturer. Hopefully they’ll fix it. I should have it back in a week or so. Toodles!