Jeff Probst just got cooler: “Neil Patrick Harris: That is how you host the emmys!”
haha i remember that episode. at the end: “suit up” i lold
I’m an emmy junkie, and i completely admit it. i LOVE NPH as the host. He completely knocked me away with the song, and i loved the line about turning gay men straight. His banter with jon cryer = excellent too. poor guy. he shoulkd have won. What the hell was up with blake lively’s hair? I would not have gotten extensions just to look like that. Idk, it wasnt horrible, but still. ...
I think I just had a religious epiphany. I think I might have gotten one step closer to faith. belief. god. I feel like I always sort of knew that one day, my atheist kick would end, and I’d figure out what I believe, but I always thought it would take some grand cosmic gesture, like the way my mom had a breakdown on a beach and asked for guidance and ran her hand through the sand and...
bitchville: Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, HuntingAndFishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6. I...
The thing about growing up with Fred and George is that you sort of start...– Ginny Weasley. (via cassieainsworth)
im sick. this is bad. someone’d better help me catch up. ughughugh.
759. I wish guys would quit crushing on Megan Fox.
(via 11-eleven-wishes) she looks like a trannie, acts like a bitch. ugh.