There is a little thing called initiative, he thinks, and I am taking it. I am...– Moony via SBP (via puppetmasterc)
Since it's Halloween...
i-do-believe-in-commas: “How painful, exactly, would you classify your earnestness?” Dumbledore inquires archly. “I ask merely to ascertain whether we should release you without charges or have you locked up for your own good.” “Painful enough to merit euthanasia?” McGonagall mutters, and the Headmaster treads serenely on her foot. The onlookers cackle, and Sirius spares a moment to wish them...
Some 5th grade girls saw my picture on my dad's...
Dad: Neuroscience... the science of the brain
Students: Ew. That's gross
Dad: She's also taking English Lit
Students: Shouldn't she be able to read?
Dad: They read books in the class and discuss them
Students: That's nice, What kind of books?
Dad: Actually, they are short stories
Students: Oh, like the little kids read!
I really dont want to go to work.
Shit I don't want to do
Get out of bed Go to Chinese Write my Chinese oral presentation Read a collection of short stories by Borges Do my Chinese workbook Get out of bed Go to my Neuro section Read my Neuro textbook Figure out tickets for getting back home Get out of bed
my mom: asians are the some of the safest people in the world
me: there are asian gangs too and stuff
my mom: and they're called study groups
Alone. Yes, that’s the key word, the most awful word in the English tongue....– Stephen King (via thechocolatebrigade)