"The Birth Of Suburbia" by Rosaleen Ryan
I think this might be perfect
But guys, Jennifer Lawrence does make me feel like that.
"ur bra strap is showing" u say
children begin to scream
tears r streaming down my face
my parents disown me and sell me to a shady, moustached man for three goats
no one can ever kno i wear a bra
A girl once said that to me at a frat party and then reached over, invaded my personal space, and fixed it, so I looked her deep in the eye, smiled, and fucking PULLED MY BRA STRAP BACK OUT BECAUSE BITCH THAT WAS A CUTE BRA STRAP. Walked away and made a point of asking people how they felt about my bra strap while she was standing there.
Girl did not come back to frat house.
this cow is prettier than me
Dude someone once told me I look like a cow and I was like “omg really? Have you seen cows? Because I have and they’re fucking gorgeous and adorable, so thanks”
Fun fact: “cow-eyed” was often used to describe Hera’s beauty since the Athenians considered cows faces so beautiful.
what a babe.
How could anyone eat one of these beauties
I’m never throwing a cigarette butt on the ground again. Holy shit.
YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE BEEN THROWING YOUR CIGARETTES ON THE GROUND ANYWAYS
omfg poor baby
I’m so glad this post exists. I took ecology in high school and apparently a lot of animals are attracted to the smell of cigarettes and they eat them whenever they can find them. Sometimes they’ll even wander onto roads at night if they smell one and they’ll get hit by cars doing so. And they can’t digest them. The cigarettes just sit in their stomachs until they run out of space and then they starve because they always feel full. I don’t understand why people can’t just put their cigarettes out and then toss them in the trash bin or keep them in an ashtray in their cars until they get home. Is it really that hard?
This makes me so sad.
SHOTS FIREDDamn that turned innocent to calling out sexism real fast
I don’t think I ever expected anything like an Oscar ever, to tell you the truth. […] I really am motivated by being able to work with great people and create a body of work that I can look back and be proud of.
Sometimes you say something little and in passing and it means so much more than the “you’re beautiful”s or the “i miss you”s. It’s things like “I want to see you more often”, said in seriousness and practicality that give me the validation I seek, because they are said out of the truth of love, not the romanticism of it.
American Apparel’s newest model, age 62.
There was something so compelling about Jacky’s look and energy when we first spotted her in a New York restaurant this winter, we introduced ourselves and pulled up a chair. During a long discussion that touched on everything from career choices and nutrition to insights on relationships, age and beauty, we asked if she would consider being photographed by us. We were thrilled when she agreed.
i love drunk girls in bathrooms so much like they’re just so nice they tell u how pretty u are and become ur bff for like those two minutes that ur standing there in the bathroom its great
Oh hey look it’s the fault in our stars
Make John Green find the thing