Tales of an Ugly Duckling
Esme. Seventeen. Part Dutch. Part American. All Ravenclaw. Brown University class of Twenty-Fifteen. HawthornWombat184.

Let me do the cliche thing and list some of the things i love.

Snow - Sunrise - Ballet - Blue eyeliner - Doctor Who - The O.C. - Shoes - Mean Girls - Harry Potter - Dusty Rose - The Netherlands - Cavalier King Charles Spaniels - Reading - H&M - Project Runway - Craig Ferguson - AVPM - Friends - American Beauty - Supernatural - David Tennant - Sherlock - Bright Eyes - Alice in Wonderland - Regina Spektor - Moulin Rouge! - How I Met Your Mother - Bones - Food - The West Wing - Nerds - Chocolate - Cupcakes - Gilmore Girls - Insomniacs - 30 Rock - Skins - Greek Myths - Historical References - Nicholas Hoult - Anything Victorian - The Tao of Pooh - Ben Folds - Audrey Hepburn - Marlon Brando - Billie Piper - Jane Austen - Green Day - Jeopardy - Preppy Boys - Bukowski - Misfits - The Shoebox Project

thedailywhat:

Patricia Heaton Is A Dumbass of the Day: Actress Patricia Heaton, on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, extols “the people who live in the middle of America” as being “smarter” and “nicer” than those who reside on the east and west coasts, then proceeds to royally embarrass herself with a staggeringly simple question.

Dear Patricia Heaton: People in dumb houses shouldn’t throw stupid. The end.

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 dude i know. i laughed at her for the entire 10 minutes she was on that show.

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  1. suddeninevitablebetrayal reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    God bless America. I think I need...a hole and melt.
  2. deathofthefool reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    dude i know. i laughed at her for...entire 10 minutes she was
  3. xx2 reblogged this from thedailywhat
  4. truestepper reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    Seriously? Even I could work this one out!
  5. machomochi reblogged this from thedailywhat
  6. welcometothisblogbitch reblogged this from hit-by-pitch and added:
    This is hardly her first brush with cuntyness. Patricia Heaton should be shot out of a fucking cannon. A cannon pointed...
  7. kristenfromkansas reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    wow. “regis, you know i’m not that smart, right? i went to ohio state.” i bet...buckeyes...
  8. hit-by-pitch reblogged this from sparkus and added:
    Reblogged for the fact that she grew up a few minutes away from me. Also, the whole Ohio State thing, too.
  9. acropolis reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    East coast, represent.
  10. notexactly reblogged this from thedailywhat
  11. queenofthegays reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    I saw this yesterday. Me...my mom were screaming at her. As much as I loved her
  12. perzadook reblogged this from thedailywhat
  13. i-are-narwhal reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    And this is why when I have kids, they will be doing math. ESPECIALLY if they’re girls. Jesus
  14. schwarze-katze reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    ahahhahaa!! she gets what she deserves! at first i was like oh shit wait…. this is hard to convert. BUT , by...
  15. nargothrond reblogged this from thedailywhat
  16. killpopmarry reblogged this from deadlypotato and added:
    This bitch is a stone cold idiot. Remember when she wanted to go on a hunger strike for Terry Schiavo?
  17. whatevermethinks reblogged this from thedailywhat
  18. buttfacebianca reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    mhm. Definitely proved...are smarter over there “in
  19. mandigray reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    I have long, long hated this small-minded bitch. It is great fun...watch her be...
  20. fortunaforme reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    watch, I tell you.
  21. deadlypotato reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    I was laughing really hard at how jbfdkjznblkjnbf...I got sad that somebody so...
  22. sparkus reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    Reblogged for “You know I went...Ohio State, right? I don’t know much.”
  23. abbyb1213 reblogged this from thedailywhat