Tales of an Ugly Duckling
Esme. Nineteen. Brown University Class of 2015. Darling, these words are a love letter to you, whoever you are.

(You should read my wordvomit tag, it's love letters at their worst)
Phone rings.
Lorelai: Michel, the phone
Michel: Mmhm, it rings.
Lorelai: Can you answer it?
Michel: No. People are particularly stupid today. I can’t talk to any more of them.
1x1 “Pilot”

Phone rings.

Lorelai: Michel, the phone

Michel: Mmhm, it rings.

Lorelai: Can you answer it?

Michel: No. People are particularly stupid today. I can’t talk to any more of them.

1x1 “Pilot”